By Jim Russell, Beast Barracks Ticket to Moscow
One of the few opportunities we new cadets had to choose among options during Beast Barracks, the first grueling weeks at West Point, was the foreign language preference form we all filled out. West Point then taught five foreign languages, and we were required to master one of them during our plebe (freshman) and yearling (sophomore) years. Each of us received a simple form listing the five languages – French, German, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish – and were told to number our top choices, 1 thru 4. I picked German #1, since I expected to be stationed in Germany, and then puzzled over how to select the rest. I could see no value at all in Portuguese – Putting down a revolution in Brazil? Seemed unlikely – and French and Spanish seemed equally useless (I had not yet discovered French food, and Spanish was not yet widely spoken in the US). So I put my #2 beside Russian, by default. Heck, I thought, it might prove useful in a POW camp, if things in United States Army Europe (USAREUR) were to go really badly. I think I made Spanish my #3 and French #4. I assumed I’d get German, and didn’t think much more about it.
When we got our course assignments for the Fall semester, Surprise! – Russian! I had studied Latin in high school, and had no idea what Russian would be like. Suffice to say I found it challenging, the hardest course I took in four years, other than Advanced Calculus and Golf. I learned later, much later, that the word had gone out prior to the language signup to NOT select Russian as one of the top four choices, because it was the most difficult by far, and the Language Department had problems filling the course slots. I hadn’t gotten the word.
Fast forward to November, 1991. Fortunately, there had been no POW experience to draw on my Russian, and I had not spoken a word of it since the last exam of yearling year. I’m working for a cellular phone company whose sister company is putting up a cellular network in Moscow, USSR, and they need some temporary help. Since I speak Russian, would I be interested in going to Moscow for 90 days to help train up the new Russian staff? Well, I say, it’s not accurate to say that I SPEAK Russian, only that I once studied (struggled with!) it, about 25 years ago. No matter, you’re the closest thing we have to a Russian speaker, and you’ve got the right functional skills, so off you go.
A couple days later I stepped off the plane into the Moscow winter. In the subsequent couple months, I did a lot of teaching, but more learning. My Russian language came back gradually, though the young adults I worked with spoke excellent English. Virtually everything about the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) was different from its analog in the US.
At this time, there was only one hotel in Moscow up to “western standards,” and that was where any foreigners of any importance stayed. It was also where the phone company put me up. Every morning the large lobby would fill up with all these guests, awaiting their rides. You’d meet some interesting and unlikely people. One morning a well-dressed American exec introduced himself to me and we chatted while we waited. He was a recently retired U.S. Air Force three-star General, who had taken a job with an American technology company and was calling on some Soviet ministry. He showed interest in our work, putting up the first cellular network anywhere in the USSR, and wished me luck. I asked him what he had done on active duty. He had most recently headed the Defense Intelligence Agency. Well, I said, maybe you can share some insight on something I’ve been wondering about. In the couple weeks I’ve been here, I’ve walked around town a lot, and I’m amazed at the run-down condition of just about everything other than the Kremlin and this hotel, and at the emptiness of the few retail stores that seem to be open. And this is the CAPITAL CITY! I can’t help wonder how things are out in the provinces. “Right,” he says, “This whole place is in sad shape. Always has been.” So, sir, my question is this: We Americans have heard forever that the USSR is a huge threat, militarily and economically. Maybe, they’re pouring everything they’ve got into their military, but their economy is obviously on its knees, to my great surprise. I can think of only two ways that we could have gotten such incorrect information. One is that our intelligence agencies somehow just missed this obviously crumbling economy. The other is that they knew about it, and lied to us. I can’t help wonder which it was. He looked at me silently for a moment, and then excused himself.
We closed the Moscow office for Christmas on 22 December, 1991, and we foreigners all went home. I returned to Moscow on 10 January, 1992, after Russian Christmas on 6 January. When I had left, a huge Soviet flag, the hammer and sickle on a red field, had flown over the Kremlin, and smaller ones of course flew all over town. This was the flag we of ’69 had prepared to defend Western Europe and our own country against, and many of us had expected to meet them in combat on the plains of Central Europe. When I returned to Moscow, the Soviet flag had disappeared everywhere, replaced by the tricolor flag of the Russian Republic. Our nemesis had disappeared, evaporated, gone, without a shot fired, and had been replaced by an entirely new-to-us country. It was eerie. And serene. And a wonderful outcome to a Cold War that could have gone much worse for us and for the world.
Transition: U.S.S.R. to Russia This 90-day cellular project ultimately morphed into an 18-month project with cellular systems not only in Moscow, but also in 11 other Russian cities. I got to visit most of them. Three – Vladivostok, Nizhny Novgorod (Gorky during the USSR), and Samara (Kubyshev during USSR) – had been “closed cities,” meaning that Soviets had needed special clearance to visit them, and visits by foreigners had been strictly forbidden. When they became part of Russia in January 1992, they were no longer closed. The timing of all this was such that in Samara and Vladivostok, my American delegation was among the very early foreign visitors, and possibly the first Americans to visit these cities. It was very cool, and felt important to be involved in opening these doors. Somewhat to my surprise, we were warmly welcomed wherever we went, with no trace of Cold War antipathy. I asked my closest Russian friend how this could be, after decades of mutually assured destruction, and he responded that the Russian people and the American people had shared a common enemy for many years, and now were at last together. I didn’t get his point, and asked whom he meant as our common enemy. His answer: The Communist Party of the Soviet Union. Oh, of course.
All this from having picked Russian as my #2 choice during Beast Barracks!
Mike Colaciy says
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Guy E. Miller says
Jim–
Have to agree: Russian was the worst academic experience imaginable. From Reorgy Week Plebe year through June Week Yearling year, I dreaded every single day, which was either a day I had Russian class, or a day I had to prepare for Russian class tomorrow.
I always bragged that if it hadn’t have been for Russian, I might have worn stars. I had thought HS Latin was bad, but Russian is more complicated. Not only are there more conjugations and declensions, but the verbs even have gender.
Nowadays they study Arabic and Chinese, so I guess there is no room to complain.
— guy
Craig Schwender says
Jim,
Excellent work, as always. Wonderful story, thanks for sharing it.
I too chose German, having had two years of it in high school, and also anticipating being stationed there (which I was, four times). But, like you, I did not know they had trouble filling slots for Portuguese. The Brazilian instructors also didn’t want anybody to fail, lest the word get out. I was deficient often, and finished almost exactly tangent.
Whenever they asked a question in class, my mind responded, without thinking, in the only foreign language I knew– German. The instructor would loudly say, “sauerkraut”. The only thing I remember from the two years of study was the lie, “Eu falo português” (I speak Portuguese).
Stay healthy dear friend.
-Craig Schwender, C-3
Robert W Haines says
I too took Russian and struggled with it. Several years later, I found myself in Washington, DC working with the Kazaks, who spoke Russian. I would say good morning and they would say, “What good Russian you speak.” And I would reply, ‘That is all I remember!”
Mick Zais says
Jim:
Great story. Having toured Moscow and St. Petersburg, in 1991, and taken the train between them, I share your perspective on the US intelligence failure. Based on what I later learned, I doubt the Soviet Army could have arrived at their battle positions with 50% of their vehicles. The rest would have been still in their motor pools or strung out, broken down, along the roads.
Mick Zais
James Cox says
Jim,
Great story! I didn’t remember that the Russian language students at WP had it so bad. I was in advanced Spanish, since I had four years of Spanish prior. That ended up being one of the few “easy” classes for me, so I guess I was lucky. Also, the photo included with your article of the new cadets in the push up position shows me closest to the camera, You will note that I was many pounds lighter. Ha!
James, C-3